Awesome (Crappy) Things I Did Today

  1. I bought a soda from the vending machine with a credit card.
  2. I put extra salt on my “Lean Cuisine” at lunch.
  3. Someone at work asked me how my day was going and I completely ignored them.
  4. I told someone that my favorite child was my dog – and meant it.
  5. I swore at a fellow driver because she was being “too safe.”

 

It’s 1 p.m. and I think it’s been a pretty productive day so far.

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